why do people even password protect their wifi Jesus said you should love they neighbour
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- normal peoples parents: you go out and party too much
- my parents: WILL YOU JUST GO OUT AND MEET SOME FRIENDS AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE PLEASE
I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.
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what
the
fuck
I WANT THE WIBBLY WOBBLY CHESS SET
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Reaction to angry Gandalf
I just love how Bilbo’s all “Woah!” and Thorin’s “Huh, look at that. That’s different.”
Edit: Why has this gotten so many notes?! JFC!
It’s gotten so many notes ‘cause it’s funny as hell and ridiculously accurate. Bilbo, being Bilbo, would be all “holy crapballs what are you doing Gandalf adighaoghahkhdg” and Thorin is all “so not impressed with your wizardy bullshit, Gandalf. Sit the fuck down so I can eat my soup.”
Majestic Thorin is too majestic to be impressed. XD
That, and he’s seen and experienced a lot of shit in his life. By this point, I imagine that little can surprise or frighten him anymore…
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