June 2013
why do people even password protect their wifi Jesus said you should love they neighbour
- normal peoples parents: you go out and party too much
- my parents: WILL YOU JUST GO OUT AND MEET SOME FRIENDS AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE PLEASE
I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
I’M SORRY I KNOW I SHOULD BE ANGRY AT THIS OR SOMETHING
BUT IT’S LIKE THEY’RE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE
THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO HATE SO THEY JUST OPENED A DICTIONARY AND FLIPPED TO A RANDOM WORD
HMMM “BIKERS” YOU KNOW JESUS NEVER RODE A BIKE SO GOD HATES BIKERS
OH GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY THINK MISHA COLLINS IS THE ANTI CHRIST AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE LOVES BICYCLE TOURING
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
- teen wolf: come to me
- me: no stop i have absolutely no interest in you whatsoever
- teen wolf: you cannot avoid me forever i am constantly on your dash and inside your soul
- me: no please i really don't want to watch you werewolves are dumb and there is literally no reason for me to watch a high school drama when i'm 2 years into college
- teen wolf: look inside yourself you know you want to know
- me: i just want to know what the big deal is i don't--
- teen wolf: netflix is only one click away
- me: no please i really really really don't want to watch--
- teen wolf: open a new tab
- me: no stop--
- teen wolf: and expand your mind
- me: i--
Dear Fannibals,
Do any of you have any idea how Hannibal would make a souffle?
I would like to include Steven Moffat into the recipe somehow.
Cheers, a Whovian.
To Whovians
just give us his business card and we’ll deal with the rest
the Fannibals
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
it’s been a year and a half and i still get hit with the sudden and painful realization that sherlock threw himself off a building to save john’s life after telling john he was a fake to save his life even though his pride in his work was practically all he had
CAN YOU NOT
