Stranger Than Fiction
- Jules Hilbert: Hell, Harold, you could just eat nothing but pancakes if you wanted.
- Harold Crick: What's wrong with you? I wanna live. Who in their right mind in a choice between pancakes and living chooses pancakes?
- Jules Hilbert: Harold, if you'd pause to think. I believe you'd realize that that answer's inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.