Hello, I’m Cannibal! OH HAHAHA I MEAN HANNIBAL what a funny slice of the tongue. SLIP OF THE TONGUE WOW THERE I GO AGAIN. Anyway, what a pleasure to eat you. MEET YOU ha I did it again how odd. Can I take your liver HAHA I MEAN COAT HA HA HA
—the writers of Hannibal showing off their very well-practiced subtlety (via bastardfromabasket)
(via johnlockjam)
I’M SORRY I KNOW I SHOULD BE ANGRY AT THIS OR SOMETHING
BUT IT’S LIKE THEY’RE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE
THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO HATE SO THEY JUST OPENED A DICTIONARY AND FLIPPED TO A RANDOM WORD
HMMM “BIKERS” YOU KNOW JESUS NEVER RODE A BIKE SO GOD HATES BIKERS
OH GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY THINK MISHA COLLINS IS THE ANTI CHRIST AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE LOVES BICYCLE TOURING
(Source: digitintheremisterspock, via johnlockjam)
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
(via johnlockjam)
a perfect way to start your acceptance speech
(Source: mishasteaparty, via johnlockjam)
“Yeah uh, I don’t have an answer for that.”
